Partly cocky with a slight drizzle over kansASS


ew im gross

PUBLIC BONERS

mmmmmmmmmmm?

Caught off guard while youre hard?

www.awkwardboners.com


get on it

Anyone looking for a birthday present for me? (MAY 13!! COUGH,COUGH)

OOH YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FINALLY

I want to fly high into the sky on a Big Black Solar Blow-Up Penis! The suns energy inflates it allowing you to float off the ground. If you let go, it will fly up to 30,000 feet in the air!

I would like to ride this listening to Paul McCartney sing, "let me roll it". Its sultry, soulful, and I really can imagine myself flying off the ground with a big D to it. Cant you? FEEL ME ON THIS ONE GUYS. I KNOW WHATS UP.

-THE FOX

I meant to post this like a week point five ago

Mutant Penis Spotted in London.
Double Trouble or Double the Fun?

http://vice.typepad.com/vice_magazine/2009/04/london-mutant-penis-report.html

dear world,

sorry i didn't introduce this to you earlier...



forgive me,
-D

isabella rossellini is god

Veggie Romance

This is a problem people!

http://www.veggieromance.com

At first glance you may be inclined to believe that this is a dating site for vegetar-vege's.

ITS NOT. THESE PEOPLE ARE SICK FOR THE PLANTAINS.

THEY HOUND AFTER THE ZUCCS AND THE CUCUMBS AND EVEN LEAFY GREENS.

These people wipe their ass with raddiccio! Bang the bananas and poke with parsnips!

They are perverted sick bastards that are defiling the name of the starfruit!

This must be stopped, and theres only one DICK that can stop them.


actually, two.


YOU WILL KNOW THEM BY THE TRAIL OF PUMPKIN SEEDS